The Rocky Horror Picture Show

BRAD: It's as if we were glued to the spot.

FRANK: You are - so quake with fear, you tiny fools.

BRAD: Janet!

FRANK: Rocky!

BRAD: I was telling the truth.

FRANK: I know what you told me, Brad. But this Dr Everett Scott. His name is not unknown to me.

BRAD: He was a Science Teacher at Denton High.

FRANK: And now he works for your Government, doesn't he, Brad? He's attached to the Bureau of Investigation of that which you call U.F.O's. Isn't he, Brad?

BRAD: He might be. I don't know.

FRANK: Hmmmm. He'll be in the Zen Room.

FRANK: I see. So this wasn't simply a chance meeting. You came here with a purpose.

BRAD: I told you, my car broke down.

BRAD: You promise you won't tell?

FRANK: On my mother's grave.

BRAD: You tricked me. I wouldn't have - I've never - never.

FRANK: I know, but it wasn't all bad was it? I think you found it quite pleasurable. Oh so soft. So sensual.

BRAD: Ahhh - no - stop - I mean Janet. Janet.

FRANK: Shush. Janet's probably asleep by now. Do you want her to see you like this?

BRAD: Like this. Like how? It's your fault - you're to blame. I thought it was the real thing.

FRANK: Oh come on, Brad, admit it. It was enjoyable, wasn't it? There's no crime in giving yourself over to pleasure.

BRAD: Why you - what have you done with Janet?

FRANK: Nothing. Why do you think I should?

BRAD: You!

FRANK: I'm afraid so, Brad. But wasn't it nice?

FRANK: Do you have any tattoos Brad.

BRAD: Certainly not!

FRANK: Oh well. How about you.

FAMILY: Janet.

BRAD: Made me give you the eye And then panic,

FAMILY: Janet

BRAD: The future is ours so let's plan it.

FAMILY: Janet.

BRAD: So please don't tell me to can it.

FAMILY: Janet.

BRAD: I've one thing to say and that's Dammit, Janet. I love you.

JANET: I could see Brad's face before me and my mind screamed No! But my lips were hungry - too hungry.

BRAD: So baby don't cry like there's no tomorrow After the night there's a brand new day. And there'll be no pain And no more sorrow. So wash your face And phone my place It'll be O.K.

JANET: I wanted to be loved completely. My body throbbed excitedly. Oh Brad, Brad my darling, how could I have done this to you?

BRAD: And that's all the time that it takes For a heart to beat again. So give me a sign That a lover makes You look around The one you've found Is back again.

JANET: If only we hadn't made this journey. If only the car hadn't broken down. If only we were amongst friends or sane persons.

JANET: I'm engaged to Brad just the same as Betty Monroe was to Ralph Hapschatt. But Frank's kisses overwhelmed me with an ecstacy I've never dreamt of before. Hot, burning kisses.

BRAD: And that's all the time that it takes For a heart to turn to stone The sweeter the wine The harder to make the break You hear something about someone You'd thought you'd known.

JANET: Maybe we could try it this way.

BRAD: Janet! Oh! Yes it's alright. Janet. Everything's going to be alright.

JANET: I hope so my darling.

JANET: Oh Brad - Mmmm - Oh yes, my darling - what if...

BRAD: It's alright Janet. Everything's going to be alright.

JANET: Oh, I hope so my darling. But let me switch on the light.

BRAD: No, don't do that.

JANET: Oh don't be so shy.

JANET: Brad...

BRAD: It's alright Janet.

BRAD: I'm Brad Majors and this is my fiancee, Janet Vice.

JANET: Weiss.

BRAD: Weiss.

JANET: Oh Brad.

BRAD: It's alright Janet, we'll play along for now and pull out the aces when the time is right.

JANET: Right!

BRAD: We'll just say where we are Then go back to the car We don't want to be any worry.

JANET: Brad, please lets get out of here.

BRAD: For God's sake keep a grip on yourself Janet.

JANET: But it seems so unhealthy here.

BRAD: It's just a..a party Janet.

JANET: Well I want to leave.

BRAD: We can't go anywhere until I get to a phone.

JANET: Then ask the butler - or someone.

BRAD: Let's wait awhile Janet. We don't want to interfere with their celebrations.

JANET: This isn't the Junior Chamber of Commerce Brad.

BRAD: They're probably foreigners with ways different from our own. - They may do some more folk dancing.

JANET: Brad - I'm cold, I'm wet, and plain scared.

BRAD: I'm here, there's nothing to worry about.

JANET: Oh....Say something.

BRAD: Say! Do any of you guys know the Madison?

JANET: Oh Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of place is this?

BRAD: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos.

JANET: Yes, the rain has been very heavy.

BRAD: Yes.

JANET: Oh, Brad. Let's go back. I'm cold and I'm frightened.

BRAD: Just a moment, Janet. They may have a telephone.

JANET: I'm coming with you.

BRAD: There's no point both of us getting wet.

JANET: I'm coming with you. Besides, darling, the owner of the phone might be a beautiful woman and you may never come back.

BRAD: You'd better sit here and keep warm while I go for help.

JANET: But where will you go? We're in the middle of nowhere.

BRAD: Didn't we pass a castle back down the road a few miles? Maybe they have a telephone I might use.

JANET: What was that bang?

BRAD: We must have a blow-out.

JANET: Oh...

BRAD: I think we took the wrong fork a few miles back.

JANET: Oh dear! But then where did the motorcyclists come from?

BRAD: Hmmm ... Well, I guess we will have to turn back.

JANET: Gosh. That's the third motorcyclist that's passed us. They certainly take their lives in their hands. What with the weather and all.

BRAD: Yes, Janet. Life's pretty cheap to that type.

JANET: Oh Brad, I'm mad.

BRAD: Dammit, Janet.

BRAD: Oh Janet

JANET: For you.

JANET: Yes Brad.

BRAD: I've got something to say.

JANET: Uh huh.

BRAD: I really loved the skilful way You beat the other girls To the bride's bouquet.

JANET: Oh Brad.

JANET: Yes.

BRAD: Everyone knows Betty's a wonderful little cook.

JANET: Yes.

BRAD: And Ralph himself will be in line for promotion in a year or so.

JANET: Yes.

BRAD: Good God.

RIFF RAFF: Yes.

BRAD: Great scott - Scotty - Dr Everett Scott.

RIFF RAFF: You know this earth - this person.

BRAD: I most certainly do. He happens to be an old friend of mine.

RIFF RAFF: Hello.

BRAD: Uh - oh - Hi! My name is Brad Majors. And this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I - ah - wondered if you could help us. Our car has broken down about two miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use?

RIFF RAFF: You're wet.

DR SCOTT: You did right.

RIFF RAFF: A decision had to be made.

DR SCOTT: You're OK by me.

RIFF RAFF: Dr Scott I'm sorry about your nephew.

DR SCOTT: Yes, well perhaps it was for the best.

RIFF RAFF: You must leave now Dr Scott while it's still possible. We are about to beam the entire house back to the planet of transexual in the galaxy of Transylvania. Go now.

DR SCOTT: Great Heavens, that's a laser.

RIFF RAFF: Yes, Dr Scott. A laser capable of emitting a beam of pure anti-matter.

FRANK: What guy

JANET: Makes you cry

FRANK: What a guy

JANET: Makes you cry

JANET: Promise you won't tell Brad.

FRANK: Cross my heart and hope to die.

FRANK: Ssssh. Brad's probably asleep by now. Do you want him to see you like this?

JANET: Like this - like how? It's your fault. You're to blame. I was saving myself.

FRANK: Well, I'm sure you're not spent yet.

JANET: You beast, you monster, what have you done with Brad?

FRANK: Nothing. Why, do you think I should?

JANET: You tricked me - I wouldn't have - I've never - never

FRANK: I know. But it wasn't all bad was it? In fact, I think you found it quite pleasurable. Mmmmm so soft, so sensual.

JANET: Well. I don't like men with...er, with too many, muscles.

FRANK: I didn't make him for you

GUESTS: Feeling

FRANK: Like I'm outside in the rain

GUESTS: Wheeling

FRANK: Free to try and find a game

GUESTS: Dealing

FRANK: Cards for sorrow, Cards for pain.

FRANK: On the day I went away.

GUESTS: Goodbye

FRANK: Was all I had to say

GUESTS: Now I

FRANK: Want to come again and stay

GUESTS: Oh my, my,

FRANK: Smile and that will mean I may

GUESTS: "Sweet Transvestite"

FRANK: From Transexual Transylvania.

GUESTS: "Transylvania"

FRANK: So come up to the Lab.

GUESTS: Sha la la la That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh no no no no.

GUESTS: Sha la la la That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: No no no no.

GUESTS: Sha la la la That ain't no crime. That ain't no crime.

GUESTS: Sha la la la That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: No no no no.

GUESTS: Sha la la la That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: No no no no.

GUESTS: Sha la la la That ain't no crime - That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: Oh, no no, no no.

GUESTS: Sha la la la That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: No no no, no no.

GUESTS: Sha la la la That ain't no crime - That ain't no crime.

ROCKY: And left from my dreaming Was a feeling Of un-nameable dread.

GUESTS: That ain't no crime

ROCKY: My high is low. I'm dressed up With no place to go.

JANET: Who's Eddie?

RIFF RAFF: The delivery boy.

RIFF RAFF: The Master is not yet married. Nor do I think he ever will be. We are simply his servants.

JANET: Oh.

JANET: Are you - giving a party?

RIFF RAFF: No. You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs.

JANET: Oh, lucky him.

RIFF RAFF: I think you had better both come inside.

JANET: You're too kind.

RIFF RAFF: Our noble mission is almost completed my most beautiful sister, soon we will return to the moon-drenched shores of our "androgenous" planet.

MAGENTA: Ah - sweet Transexual - land of night - to sing and dance once more to your dark refrains. To take that step to the right...

RIFF RAFF: But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane.

MAGENTA: And our World will do the Time Warp again.

MAGENTA: I thought you liked them. They liked you.

RIFF RAFF: They didn't like me. They never liked me.

RIFF RAFF: Creature of the night.

MAGENTA: Creature of the night.